It’s 6:23am and I remember waking up dumb early (the good old days, bills free) for Saturday morning cartoons. The pinky and the brain,animaniacs, freakazoid, tiny toons, spiderman, x-men, and pokemon. Damn do they even do Saturday morning cartoons or is this generation missing out? Today’s cartoons aren’t half as good as those old ones. I hope these kids grow up right!
-- so my manager gets sick today and I’m left in charge of my department which is seafood. I fucking pack out, serve customers, clean, and close my department all by myself. The whole time I’m doing this all I keep thinking about is I only make $8.25 wtf!!!!! Can I live?!?!?! I better get a fucking raise tomorrow or I’m quitting……..-- who am I kidding I got bills
Yesterday I went to sleep at 6pm, thought I’ll take a nap. I just woke up and its 12pm of the next day, wtf!!!!! Did I die???? I know for one thing I better not be a fucking zombie! No one supports zombies just look what they do to them in movies, we just hungry Yall no need to kill us again lol
So this morning I was in my cousin’s house (@izoomback for the Twitter heads) and I had the crib to myself so I took a shower and what not. so outta nowhere I had to take this mean ass shit so I did, then I realized I needed to hurry up if I wanted make it to work on time so I wiped my little culo and bounced. Mid way to work I realized dramatic music I don’t think I flushed Lmfao when that nigga gets home there might be a little surprise waiting for him in the toilet, can you say floater, am I wrong?
So I’m in my cousins crib (@iZoomback for the Twitter heads) and he left me here all alone party time!!!! Where the bitches at?!?!?!? Bring them bottles!!!!……..wait its only 8:32am Smh damn its to early everyone knows the hoes come out after 12pm fail Lmfao
Goodmorning -- damn tired as fuck trying to wake up my baby cousin for school grrr had the ill nightmares and wtf tumblr why you giving me problems this morning I should cancel your ass! >< now wheres my cereal!!!
So I’m chilling with my cousin (@iZoomback for the Twitter heads) and I’m on his computer, long story short the computer is dying so I’m like yo get the charger on some lazy shit he’s “like yo in a min son how much % you got” 10% “Iight give me a min we got time” computer dies Smh fail
Currently downloading music thinking to myself “should I go to jail for so called downloading music illegally?” O_o I mean I love my music artists but damn its a recession! And you ain’t paying my bills just be lucky I’m listening to your ass……bitch :)
So I hug my baby cousin (she’s 4) and I tell her I love her and we’re having a moment and she smiles at me and my heart feels all warm and she says “Tito I farted”.my face: -_- walks away and she starts yelling “smell it!”